By our special correspondent

Has Wilma's mind been on other things of late? We note that, despite a firm instruction to her and our Hon treasurer "Rotten" Reginald Cooper-Smythe, to pay the dues for the website, it has lapsed as of the first October.

Rumours that the pair were seen recently sharing fish and chips on the seafront at Blackpool have been officially denied. "We just happen to have been attending the UKIP party congress as official delegates" blushed Wilma.

"Its looking like another first-class cock-up" spluttered Vice-Chair, Binky Scott-McNaughtie, through clenched teeth, "but GlenBoggin will rise again" .

"They are simply good friends" said a spokesperson for Rotten. "The recent closure of Glenboggin CC's bank account by the Royal Hibernian Bank is a complete co-incidence. I have no authority to  make any further comments".